Daniel and Jordan love games, love talking about them and most of all they love you. The best gaming experiences or stories often come not from the hottest trends or newest games but from old classics that still hold up or discounted gems. Whether getting excited about bizarre crab games or finding great deals, there's always something to talk about when you're a patient player.
2020-11-30
What's kinda bug AND kinda snack? Well it's not Jordan or Daniel, but you'll find out in this tasty episode on all the best cyber Monday deals!
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2020-11-23
What is the essence of patient playing? Jordan and his naughty Luigi can’t tell you as we discuss the PS5 he just bought as well as why he won’t just friggin’ play Haes. Also Daniel buys an anime game.
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2020-11-16
Who doesn’t love hating on scalpers? Why would Daniel spend more on a free game than on 7 new ones? When will Jordan finally play Hades? Who’s your favorite warchief?
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2020-11-09
In this episode Daniel has returned from the magical kingdom of Hades and also Disney World while the Patient Players discuss the VR future of arcades, fun Halloween Minecraft times and answer questions about their dream consoles.
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2020-11-02
Spoopy month ends with a bang and a whole lot of gaming deals! Control cloud edition hits the Nintendo Switch, Jordan gets really good at claw games and Daniel can’t stop killing titans and talking about VR a whole bunch.
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2020-10-26
The creaking hinges of the Patient Players vault open once again to talk about the newest Pokemon DLC. Daniel once again discovers what he loves about VR with the Oculus Quest 2 and a whole lot of Spoopy deals come our way just in time for Halloween.
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2020-10-19
cheap video games, am i right?
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2020-10-12
Daniel does his best to give a comprehensive explanation of this strange “Breath of the Weeaboo” we’ve all been hearing bout and Jordan talks about the fun of a truly early Early Access game!
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2020-10-05
What’s more patient than Minecraft updates, free anime games and a whole lot of monthly subscription freebies? We’ve made an episode for every week of the year and we made this episode because we love you.
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2020-09-28
I love when Daniel forgets to write an episode description; it's the best! But that's ok, because now I can call him a stinky butt-lovin nugget bucket of squirrel tails right here for everyone to see. Also we talk about video games.
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