Patient Players
Daniel and Jordan love games, love talking about them and most of all they love you. The best gaming experiences or stories often come not from the hottest trends or newest games but from old classics that still hold up or discounted gems. Whether getting excited about bizarre crab games or finding great deals, there's always something to talk about when you're a patient player.
EP10: And Gooigi Makes Three
2019-10-12
Funk and Love return when Jordan and Daniel bring you into the double digits on episode 10! Hear about some of our favorite games of all time whether they’re on modern platforms or ripped from ancient GameCube discs.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 39.6MB - Duration: 1:26:29 m (64 kbps 44100 Hz)
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EP9: Drowning out the Hauntings
2019-10-05
Start your spooky month off right with the Patient Players podcast where we talk about cookies, crabs, and the never-ending horror of a relationship with the abyss. With Borderlands, Overwatch and Cuptale, we have a little something for everyone.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 34.45MB - Duration: 1:15:13 m (64 kbps 44100 Hz)
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EP8: The Whomper Chopper 3000
2019-09-28
Grab your giant turkey (or goose) legs and get krunk on lemonade with Jordan and Daniel this week as our patience is rewarded with many Apple Arcade gems, some ethically questionable Borderlands loot and a visit to Daniel’s old classic.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 32.32MB - Duration: 1:10:35 m (64 kbps 44100 Hz)
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EP7: Mooing from the Bedroom
2019-09-21
Hold your horses (and your cattle too) as Daniel and Jordan have their first ever patient guest, Marien, on the podcast!
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 36.03MB - Duration: 1:18:41 m (64 kbps 44100 Hz)
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EP6: Between a Rock and a Heart Attack
2019-09-14
Whether it’s sloths burning in the Amazon or Borderlands 3 being stuck at a post office, there’s plenty of things to bring you down this week, but Patient Players will always be there to bring your spirits back up.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 27.37MB - Duration: 59:46 m (64 kbps 44100 Hz)
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EP5: Nintendo Spanko
2019-09-07
It’s all things Nintendo on this week’s episode in addition to Remnant, Overwatch, and a thigh-strapping surprise that’s sure to get your joycons going.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 30.28MB - Duration: 1:06:07 m (64 kbps 44100 Hz)
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EP4: GameStopping Your Sister
2019-08-31
Get your workout booty ready, ‘cause it’s time for warehouse management, crashing castles, and Ori and the Blind Forest on Switch. Also a bunch of other topics that I’ve totally forgotten. Idk, they don’t pay me enough to do this.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 28.1MB - Duration: 1:01:22 m (64 kbps 44100 Hz)
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EP3: Bannerlords & Bathrooms
2019-08-24
It’s time to put on your goggles and grab your lightsaber, because we’re going deep in the world of VR, Star Wars, and Mount & Blade on today’s episode of Patient Players.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 27.34MB - Duration: 59:42 m (64 kbps 44100 Hz)
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EP2: Vandalizing Bus Stops
2019-08-17
Do you love kittens? Don't answer that - we know you do. Luckily for you hosts Daniel and Jordan are going to talk about kittens game, the Epic store and EVEN MORE CRABS in this week's episode of Patient Players
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 68.57MB - Duration: 1:14:53 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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EP1: Life in the Slow Lane
2019-08-10
Overwatch, Animal Crossing, and Kingdom Come—we got it all! Get to know Daniel and Jordan a little bit better as they discuss their latest gaming stories, deals, and recommendations on the first episode of Patient Players.
Filetype: MP3 - Size: 78.33MB - Duration: 1:25:32 m (128 kbps 44100 Hz)
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